I got some samples of the Welwyn 1Gohm 2512 resistor.
It's really 1G ohms:
Next I measured shunt capacitance, glued down to a PCB with a layer-2 ground plane.
That shunt capacitance seems crazy low, but I checked the setup and it looks OK.
I think what's happening is that the ground plane is continuously "shorting" the resistor capacitance. I popped the crazy glue and lifted the resistor up about a tenth of an inch, and the measured C increased to 0.032 pF, still impressively small.
At 0.006 pF, a 200:1 divider needs 1.2 pF of compensation across the lowside resistor, which is unreasonably low.