What do I need for a desintegrator gun?

I must build a desintegrator gun because evil alien from outer space are hunting me and when they get me, they will rape my arse.

So I must build a weapon fast, but their shields protect them from projectily weapons.

Please help !

Reply to
Lester T. Linpord
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I hear that a hat made from aluminum foil will keep them away...

Reply to
Robert Baer

In his case, Titanium Techno Trousers may be a better option

Reply to
me

Or a butt plug!

Ed

Reply to
Ed Price

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