Meanwhile, various explanations are emerging re Michael's death.
1) Apparently the heart attack was triggered by Michael falling over a child's pram. Police said "We don't blame it on the sunshine, we don't blame it on the moonlight, we don't blame it on the good times... we blame it on the buggy". 2) Alternatively, it could have been hereditary. He might have had a defective Billy gene. 3) Finally, the family are having some difficulty finding an undertaker who'll accept plastic...I'm bad.
Steve (PS: all the above nicked from another ng...)
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