They told me transistprs were green, they do not look green to me. And also after I planted one nothing came up. I planted it with the tree silver feet down. Maybe I should plant it with the feet up? And how much fertiliser do you guys use?
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Do try not to be so totally stupid so 100% of the time.
Transistors are purple.
John
who actually has a few still
That's not purple, that's blue... And as well, you didn't answer whether feet up or feet down!
Damn, they didn't tell you ?, You have to put a
9 V battery in the dirt and connect the leads to it!@They always read the instructions last!
Transistors are always grown from seeds.
John
And they need some dope to grow ...
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No problem finding dopes in this newsgroup!
John
Czochralski the gardiner.
Best regards, Spehro Pefhany
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Hothouse specialist.
John
doper....
mike
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I am.
Maybe your transistors were too sandy; try Geranium (the originals).
I remember a much earlier version of this before "chips".
A Sexual Encounter between a Capacitor and an Inductor
One evening, with his charge at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute coil to discharge him. He went to the Magnet Bar to pick up a chip called Millie Amp. He caught her out back trying self induction; fortunately, she had not damaged her solenoid. The two took off on his megacycle and rode across the Wheatstone Bridge into a magnetic field, next to a flowing current , to watch the sine waves.
Micro Farad was very much stimulated by Millie's characteristic curve. Being attractive himself, he soon had her field fully excited. He set her on the ground potential, raised his frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. When he inserted it in parallel, he short-circuited her shunt. Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". As he increased his tube to maximum output, her coil vibrated from the current flow. It did not take long for her shunt to reach maximum heat. Now with the excessive current shortening her shunt, Micro's capacity rapidly discharged =96 every electron was drained off. But that was not the end of it. Indeed, they fluxed all night, tried various connections and hookings until his bar magnet weakened, and he could no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so they went home. A few weeks later, they were merged forever and oscillated happily ever after.
(...)
Flower Power?
--Winston
Absolutely!
No, transistors are made out of smoke (the color may vary slightly). If the smoke leaves the package the transistor doesn't work anymore.
-- Failure does not prove something is impossible, failure simply indicates you are not using the right tools... nico@nctdevpuntnl (punt=.) --------------------------------------------------------------
I've seen purple smoke...
...depending on what's in the bong.
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