Which is the best method to get rid of a corpse

On 28 Jan., 06:47, D from BC wrote: snip

it' s already been done, he got caught. police figured out where he did it and after lots of searching they found a big enough peice tooth to extra DNA

-Lasse

As above, but replace stream with hotdog factory?

James Arthur

Put it in a garbage bag and throw it into someone's dumpster?

Good Luck! Rich

Cheers! Rich

For a really cool display, drain out all of the blood and fill the vessels with casting plastic. ;-)

Cheers! Rich

I know one tech company that began locking their dumpster...after finding a body in it..

D from BC myrealaddress(at)comic(dot)com British Columbia Canada

I could EASILY see that happening. An engineer's body, right? And his/her manager was the prime suspect?

Nah...scuzzy neighborhood.

D from BC myrealaddress(at)comic(dot)com British Columbia Canada

Carry it to the local social security administration office, pull a number and sit it down with the number in hand. Go home, call the local news and complain about the long lines at the SS office.

Which reminds me of:

Possibly riding dead for 6 hours on the subway.

D from BC myrealaddress(at)comic(dot)com British Columbia Canada

Did you know that you DON'T have to go to the Social Security office to sign up ?:-)

I did it all on-line.

...Jim Thompson

RFI-EMI-GUY wrote in news:4980dd1c$0$4942$ snipped-for-privacy@unlimited.newshosting.com:

last time I was in the local SS office,they had an armed guard at the door,and a "No firearms" sign.

(of course,being known,he would have been the first one shot if somone wanted to commit a mass murder,and no one else able to stop them.)

Boston Legal commercial is on right now:

Denny Crane : "Would you eat me if I die?????" Alan Shore: " NO, I'd be worried about the Mad Cow"

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1. Find a large automated hydroelectric dam, in the middle of nowhere, preferably a high arch dam with a large fall.

1. Shoot out stupid satellite uplink based cameras used instead of real security guards.

2. Open grate used to service the trash rack by cutting padlock.

1. Dump body down the spillway on the DOWNSTREAM side of trash rack.

2. Listen to slight muffled crunch , crunch, crunch at 180 rpm and watch sodium lights in parking lot flicker slightly.

1. Replace padlock with another padlock painted in the heavy aluminum paint used on every hydro facility in the world.

2. Go fishing. Make sure you have a fishing license unless you are over 85 or under 16.

1. Bid on contract to replace cameras.

This inspired by the scary, six foot diameter , ten foot deep vortexes that appear at a intake just upstream of Niagra Falls at times of high river and peak power demand.

Steve Roberts

two slight edits

Change to place pin in uplink coax, it will take 6 months for repair bid to appear in Federal Register.

change age to 65

Steve

Ah! I have it! Right under the Space Shuttle at launch!

See these guys..

Take it to the local ER and leave it in a chair.

That has been done multiple times in Phoenix... usually deaths due to drug overdose.

...Jim Thompson

Look in the yellow pages in the section 'undertaker'.