We jump up and down in airports while chanting "larrycurly, larrycurrly, larrycurly, curlylarrrrrry"
We shave our heads. But also bowl-haircuts are encouraged. Or go bald, with a bushy fringe.
The fundamental cosmic resonance of the universe is "Moeeeeehhhhh..."
Antigravity is not the opposite of gravity. The opposite of gravity is comedy, and Stoogianists sit zazen while muttering "Moe" not to achieve psychic levitation, but to become risable.
Shatter your perceptual world! Here's how.
Hold your hands near your eyes, make fists, index fingers extended horizontally and pointing at each other. Stare into the distance. Contemplate the many mysteries of the Holy Floating Sausage!!!!!
Bill ? You OK ??
Do you need some help ??
To recognize fellow Stoogianists:
Tame version:
In your best Barbershop voice, sing "Helloo!" Answer: "Hellooooo" Response: "Hellooooooooooo" Then together (spoken, not sung) "Hello."
Violent: Issue the two-finger eye-strike. Response: instantly blocked via vertical palm along bridge of nose. Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
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