This made me think of Genome

Me neither. Has it got something to do with the time I tried to make a condom using spray on carpet adhesive?

DNA

Both of these might quality one for a non-lethal Darwin Award. IOW, removing one's genes from the pool without having to take ones life.

Dammit, you don't need condoms, we need more people like you.

Martin

apostrophy alert......

Martin

BZZZZZT! No. "One's" is right, since "one" is not a pronoun - it's an actual noun. It's like saying, "Martin's", or "Rich's".

And BZZZZZT! It's "apostrophe".

In some places it's "some fella's genes".

Some folks would say aipoustrophee. Archie Bunker probably would have said apostery.

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You missed the second one.

AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, what's my penance?

Thanks,

Apostrophe Police snipped-for-privacy@example.net posted to sci.electronics.design:

Ah, but it (one) actually is in this use. Maybe you need a better dictionary. See also oneself.

I hedged my bet by punctuating it both ways. ;-)

Oop's, I thought that "apostrophe" was somebody who works in a church.

Martin

Wasn't there a movie? "Apostrophe Now!"