"Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules, and the girls get 80% of the action, plus medical, vacation, retirement benefits, and maternity leave. We treat all our girls well, and we've never had a strike.
The union man was impressed and requested service from an attractive green-eyed blonde sitting in the corner.
The Madam responded: "Yes, Ethel over there gets lots of requests, but she's only been on the job for 6 months and doesn't have much seniority. The best I can do right now under union rules is grey- haired Margret over there with 67 years seniority.
-Bill