Science Humour

Jun 19, 2007 14 Replies

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek



Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........He is supposed to count up to



100...and then start searching.....


Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........



Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.



Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........



Einstein says " newton's out..newton's out....."



Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton......"



All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.



Newton says "I am standing in an area of 1 sq meter..... That makes me Newton per square meter...... Since one Newton per square meter is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!


H. :)


I'm not sure whether to slug you or pound you.

Bob Stephens

There's NOTHING like a good Newton joke.

Peter

Is there a good Newton joke?

martin

Of course not. That's why nothing CAN be like it...

Jerry

You had me going but, not furlong!

Ok, how about a computer science joke then?

"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"

Stupendous Man Defender of Liberty, Advocate of Justice

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

technomaNge

overheard decades ago:

we are sorry ms jones, your husband's necktie got caught by the disk drive and now he resides in memory

Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com

Why do CS'ers confuse Christmas and halloween?

DEC 25 = OCT 31

Ooh, ooh, I know! Because Oct 31 = Dec 25:)

Oct being octal, or base 8, and Dec being our common decimal base 10 numbering.

When would a non geek be insulted by a binary 4 (00000100)?

William

When counting binary on the fingers of one hand.

-- Jeff R.

depens on which endian you use...

If you use all 5 digits/bits, it's the same either way around. ;-)

00100

Cheers! Rich

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