I found this on another newsgroup. Mike
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and
I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about
5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking
ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving
a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi Turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a s*****ad. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car
had an Obama sticker... We try to have a little fun each day now that
we're retired.. It's important at our age.