Re: The Birds and the Bees

> Previously our patio had wall-mounted "pod" speakers (as when Spehro > and wife visited). > > But the dumb birds thought the flat-top enclosures were for building > nests on :-( > > So this Spring I pulled them down. > > Then I cut a small access hole to feel for clearance and ordered flush > mount speakers. > > Tuesday morning I was greeted by a swarm of bees trying to put a hive > into my access hole. > > Beekeeper came and took away the bees... used my 12' step-ladder > because of the ceiling height. > > I left the ladder standing there so I could go ahead and install the > speakers. > > Today a dove decided to try to build a nest on top of my ladder :-(

Play some Rush Limbaugh through the speakers. Doves hate that.

But then you might attract too many hawks.

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I never listen to Runt Limpball.

...Jim Thompson

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