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>A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous
>pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward
>him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit,
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> "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "Y you showed up here
>even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I
>already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars
>worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are;
>and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or
>about cows, for that matter.. This is a herd of sheep. .......
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>Now give me back my dog.
LOL! Good one!