Re: Evil Designers Guide to Copying Patents

Mar 21, 2007 28 Replies


I'm going to tick off some patent owners. :P


Just Keep It Simple and Stupid:


Set up two businesses. A holding company and a subsidiary. The subsidiary rips the patent, manufactures and sell the goods produced. But that is not all it does.


It also pays high interest on the junk bonds it issued to the holding company and "private investors" financing the startup - probably close to what the accountant knows will piss off the tax authorities for certain. It never really makes any profit.


When the lawsuit comes, the subsidiary cannot pay and goes t*ts-up. With luck the executers will burn whatever assets remain, nobody gets anything for their trouble and an example has been made.



> 1) Patent owners are not god and see everything everywhere.
> Play the odds...There's a good chance of never being discovered.
> 2) Some copied tech can be epoxy encapsulated. Is a patent owner
> going to spend days picking away at epoxy to see if it's a copy?
> Maybe filing off chip numbers will help.
> 3) Deny copying the patent.. I didn't make that! :)
> Be a non-existent, unregistered, unlicensed company.
> 4) Find out if the patent owner is poor.. Most likely the person is
> too broke for a patent legal battle.
> 5) Avoid mass production of the copied patent.
> 6) Have the copied patent made overseas. Have it disguised as another
> product when it's imported.
> 7) Maybe improve or degrade the patent so that's it's different.
> 8) Don't release schematics. Maybe have fake schematics too.
> 9) If you're not making much money on the copied patent.. You think
> you'll get sued over a few hundred dollars of profit?
> 10) Go ahead copy away..When discovered, perhaps make a deal with the
> patent owner for licensing and paying back royalties.. There might be
> enough profit to go around.
> If the patent owner is greedy, then layoff everybody, liquidate the
> company and start all over again by copying somebody else's patent.
> 11) Have you heard of any stories of people going to jail for patent
> infringement?
> 12) Get ready to mass produce the patent just before the patent
> expires.
> D from BC

As long as you're going to be engaging in fraud, why bother with patents? Wouldn't, say, banking be easier?

Keith

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We should rename this guy Stretch. He has to stttrrreeettttccccchhhhhhhhh his arguments to unbelieveable proportions to try to look knowledgeable. If anyone disagrees with him, they must all be friends plotting to make him look bad. A conspiracy to topple some unknown, untalented know-nothing zero.

And ALWAYS has to have the last post over ANYONE, no matter how dumb he continues to look.

Are we impressed? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!

On Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:28:43 +0100, " snipped-for-privacy@jensen.tdcadsl.dk" Gave us:

You're both f****ng retarded.

The law doesn't fall for tricks like that. All you're doing is adding criminal conspiracy to what was a civil matter.

John

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The law first have to *prove in court* that you set up the business explicitly to defraud!

A completely different proposisiton than tax evasion, where you have to prove innocense.

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Jury. You point? It's pretty much the same with any other criminal activity.

Keith

OK, so you hire agents, probably lawyers, in 5 countries. Get visas and plane tickets to the outside four. Fly a lot, sign a lot of stuff, pay a bunch of fees, and pay ongoing retainers and corporate license fees and accounting fees in 5 places. Manufacture and sell the stuff in violation of some patent, shuffle the money around, losing a commission at every step. Hope the Feds, especially Homeland Security, don't notice the transactions (maybe smuggle the money around in sailboats? Now you need a fleet of sailboats, with honest crews.) Hope that none of your foreign "partners" decide to squeeze you. All so you can copy something instead of designing it yourself.

Sounds great.

John

It is doable. However the Chinese have the best system - just pay off the local cops and sneak the crap into the USA.

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The judge is the one who can throw it out of court before a jury is even called. The point being, everything not explicitly forbidden is permissible.

Dirk http://www.onetribe.me.uk - The UK\'s only occult talk show Presented by Dirk Bruere and Marc Power on ResonanceFM 104.4 http://www.resonancefm.com

Ahhh..but I have an entertaining idea to put sex into the show..The engineers constantly try to get the women in all sorts of clever and amusing ways but don't succeed.. That'll be believable.

Here goes... Episode 1 of IPI Tubbs gets captured by a Taiwan IP theft boss and is forced to eat transistors until Crocket agrees not to expose the counterfeit Ipods shipping to the US.

Episode 2: Tubbs and Crocket get hired by Bill Gates to track down Vista copiers. Car chases and exploding computers!! Unknown is Bill Gates true intent.

Episode 3: Tubbs goes for Crockets sister but she can't stand hearing about ASIC's and uC code protection.

Episode 4: Crocket gets trapped in an air duct while sneaking into AMD. Intel denies any involvement. D from BC

--- But, you seem to forget that patent infringement and copyright violation _are_ explicitly forbidden. By law.

And, more importantly, by ethics, since what isn't yours isn't yours to use as you see fit.

I don't understand why that's such a difficult concept to come to terms with, since if someone took something of yours that was valuable, without your permission, and sold it for their own gain without even giving you credit for it, I'd expect that you'd be unhappy with that.

Wouldn't you be?

-- JF

You well know it's not as simple as that. All copyrights and patents get you is entry to the court, providing you have enough money.

There's no such thing in business. The rules are written down and interpreted by the courts. That's the beginning and end of it.

Yes. So?

Dirk

Dirk http://www.onetribe.me.uk - The UK\'s only occult talk show Presented by Dirk Bruere and Marc Power on ResonanceFM 104.4 http://www.resonancefm.com

Businesses are run by people, and all people have their own ethics. IBM has a history of ethical behavior (and good products), and Microsoft has a history of dishonesty and ruthlessness (and crap.)

Not here.

John

Like you say, we all have our personal ethics. But that's not what runs our societies.

Dirk http://www.onetribe.me.uk - The UK's only occult talk show Presented by Dirk Bruere and Marc Power on ResonanceFM 104.4 http://www.resonancefm.com

In many countries, copyright is enforced by the state while patents are left to private lawsuits. Beats me why.

Copyright infringement can be a criminal violation is some cases. The US code includes both.

Certainly there is, just as there is in personal life.

Law ethics. One hopes there is some commonality though.

Keith

I disagree. Unfortunately more and more are on your side, as evidenced here.

Keith

Consider my attitude to be pre-emptive cynicism. You are remarkably optimistic (if you're an American) despite living in a lawyer society.

In a multicultural society there are by definition many different ethics, and hence the lawyers. Compare Japan.

Dirk http://www.onetribe.me.uk - The UK's only occult talk show Presented by Dirk Bruere and Marc Power on ResonanceFM 104.4 http://www.resonancefm.com

On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 15:49:47 -0700, John Larkin Gave us:

And you have a history od spewing horseshit and bullshit.

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