How did the electronics designer think his home was infested? He found a rats nest.
What type of font do designers like to use? Prototype.
My designs are no different than most things produced. They're in a landfill somewhere.
My circuits are mass produced in China. The thing is, I don't have anything produced in China.
Somebody asked me to fix their MP3 player. So I put it in the garbage.
There was a resistor sale and I ordered 40000 resistors. I just couldn't resist.
Yummy giant chocolate dipped toroids.
I hate sparklers. Even on my birthday.
Somebody asked me to fix their CD player. I took the disc out and put the rest in the garbage.
My bench is so messy I can only make time measurements. How long will it take to find the multimeter? How long will it take to find the power supply? How long will it take to find the oscilloscope?
Failed products have built in copy protection.