Creative idea, but possibly untrue:
"...according to Raeed Tayeh of the American Muslim Association in North America, the notion that a Muslim would be denied entrance to heaven for touching a pig is "ridiculous." "
.........fill the anti-riot water canon with pig blood!
Money doesn't seem that important - the British tube train bombers made their explosive on a shoestring using bleach bog cleaner and suchlike!
Q: Why do French people smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too......
Bwahahahahaha! ROTFLMAO!
...Jim Thompson
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Is it true that their army is trained to march with their hands in the air?
Don Kansas City
"at ease" means "heads in the sand"!
Islam, like most other religions, contain loopholes for those killed in the fighting of a holy war.
-- Paul Hovnanian mailto:Paul@Hovnanian.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
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Trained dogs.
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And didn't I read somewhere that they were considering removing the colors red and blue from their flag?
Don Kansas City
They will need to eat, a shelter and so on which all cost money. Wasn't it one them which bought for hundreds of pounds worth of perfume to extract the alcohol?
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Not too long ago someone on ABSE posted a photo of a toilet roll printed as the French tricolour - it seems the makers of plain bogroll are ahead of the competition!
"eromlignod" wrote in news:1150912357.328750.158280 @u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com:
If it is like you wrote, you would be still paying taxes to your beloved British Empire.
'nuff said.
Michael
I still have a roll of toilet paper with Maggie Thatcher's face on every sheet, still in it's original wrapping
martin
Nonsense. The US would have achieved independence anyway...just like most of the former British Empire. Besides, I think we have more than repaid France for the modest amount of assistance we might have received 230 years ago.
Don Kansas City
They have it wrong about the virgins. When Al-Zarqawi went to heaven he was met by George Washington and Thomas Jefferson who took turns beating him up and told him the word was Virginians, not virgins.
-Bill
ROTFLMAO!
...Jim Thompson
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I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Of course! boil the corpse in lard! Publicly, and announce that that will be the fate of the remains of terrorists. Or, very ostentatiously pick up the remains, run them through a meat and bone grinder, and feed them to pigs along with the rest of their slop.
"Suicide bomb us, and we'll turn you into pig shit!"
Good Luck! Rich
Well, there's the "pro-life" crowd, which is obviously the opposite, who have killed people bombing medical clinics. They didn't say what religion they are, but I'm pretty sure they'd all claim to be "christians".
Thanks, Rich
Elect a sane president, who won't go on planetary crusades, pissing off everybody in the world.
Thanks, Rich
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