Spotted an item on the TeeVee Nooz that made me split a gut - you can't hardly make this stuff up:
Admittedly, two guys from the "New York City Department of Environmental Protection" opened the manhole, thought, "Gee, maybe we should go get some cones" and this bimbo, texting, steps right into it.
Of course, it's everybody else's fault - never mind she was texting rather than WATCHING WHERE SHE WAS GOING!
Thanks, Rich