OT: Gun Control

Guns don't kill people; bleeding to death kills people.

John

This may be old to some of you, but I just heard it on The Comedy Channel, and it had me rolling on the floor...

"Guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early from work kill people."

- The Cable Guy

...Jim Thompson

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| 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Lasse, You're too serious... it's a joke ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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I love to cook with wine.      Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Just like falling... falling doesn't kill people, the sudden stop kills people ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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I love to cook with wine.      Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Yawn. :(

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Michael A. Terrell
Central Florida

So. murder is a joke? Somebody would seem to be in the running for moral imbecile of the year. Pity that Dubbya and Cheney have got such a head start.

----------------- Bill Sloman, Nijmegen

Well he shot the wrong person, that's why he went to jail, should of shot the lady!

Typically both get shot... in real life.

I know a real person who shot the "visitor" in the ass, the bullet proceeding thru his body into the wife... killing both.

He got off on "temporary insanity".

...Jim Thompson

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I love to cook with wine.      Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Then it's your spouse's gun that kills you.

Best regards, Spehro Pefhany

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Know why Jeffrey Dahmer didn't eat clowns?

They taste funny.

"Jim Thompson" schreef in bericht news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

What about falling in love?

petrus bitbyter

Life It's sexually transmitted and always fatal.

Lasse doesn't understand that in Cowboyland, if a jealous husband catches the little lady in flagrante delicto and dispatches the offending party, it's considered justifiable homicide, and he walks. ;-)

Cheers! Rich

No, _THE JOKE_ is a joke! Geez! The map is not the territory! "Larry the Cable Guy" is a caricature of a Redneck. In Redneck-town, when somebody goes up before the judge on murder charges, and the judge asks the Redneck, "Why did you kill that guy?", the Redneck says, "He needed killin'." And the judge says, "Case dismissed!" and whacks his gavel. :-)

Cheers! Rich

Did you hear what Jeffrey Dahmer said to Lorena Bobbitt?

"Gonna eat that?"

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Cheers!
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 "Q: What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common?
  A: They both like a tight seal."

Yes, that's precisely my point. I was trying to 'splain ta them furriners that sometimes a joke is only a joke, just like sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Sheesh!

Thanks! Rich

kill

Cable guy on "gun" control:

"I never play with it, but the other day I was cleaning it and it went off."

Git-er done!!!

Richard the Dreaded Libertarian wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@example.net:

In some MidEast or Asian countries,that is the case,and in some S.American countries. India comes to mind,but I'm not 100% on that.

"Cowboyland",however,is some imagined construct of yours.

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