How to use a battery to kill effectively ?

Ahh, but you are asking inane questions that matter to nobody but nerds who can find these subtleties entertaining. I don't think I need to learrrrrnnnn anything that your stupid questions are stimulating.

In a time of global insane, mad, dirty, filthy, crazy whatever, I'd like to see your mothafucking aarrsss gone.

You B A Troll

:)

kan yew spel?

Ok,

The current of a battery seems to be enough to killllll.

Suppose one is at war, you are captured, somehow you find a fully charged 9+ volt battery.

You are being torture non stop and you decide to try and make a flee attempt.

But you need to incapasitate or kill a guard to successfull escape.

Let your imagination run willld :)

How to best construct a weapon with the battery and apply/use it ?

Reading what I have read so far it would require some pins connect to the battery both ends.

Then both pins would need to be wet ? or stuck into the guards' body ?

Would sticking it into his hand be enough ? or maybe the neck ? or if he chest is expose maybe his chest ;)

Ohhhh yeah baby.

What a nice weapon for doom hehehe.

Bye, Skybuck ;)

Lol,

General Skybuck says: "Pay attention BOY !!!!!!!!"

This is your chance to learrrrrnnnn something.

Which might come in handy during time of global insane, mad, dirty, filthy, crazy, mothafucking waaaarrsss :):):):):):):)

Bye, Skybuck ;)

9+

Think slingshot, with battery as projectile.

Ignore the troll keyboard pecker...

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Hmm. I was thinking more like a 12V car battery. Drop it on someone.

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First, stab the guard with a knife or shank. Do this once on the left side of the chest and once on the right side of the chest. Then solder some wires onto the battery terminals and shove the wires into the stab wounds. For example, you could put the positive wire on the right side, and the negative on the left. Or the other way around. I don't think polarity matters.

I believe I have given you an answer as serious as your question was in the first place. ;-)

--Mac

You think too small! Use a forklift or a locomotive battery. ;-)

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This is an easy one - just get some duct tape and use it to tie the battery onto a brick that you have dislodged from the wall of your cell - then hit the guard on the head with the brick

David

Skybuck Fly>

Ok,

But what if you are weak, and tortured and underfed...

You might not have enough strength to throw anything :)

So the battery option seems kinda nice =D

Bye, Skybuck.

battery

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charged 9+

How are you going to hide that, till the time is right ?

Don't think big, but small and sneaky in this case :D

Bye, Skybuck ;)

Attack fro a distance. Launch the battery with a trebuchet.

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If you are wearing braces, you could use the elastic to make a slingshot, using the battery as a projectile - get that guard right between the eyes and whammo

David

Skybuck Fly> Ok,

Go find some wire and make a transformer and make a taser... step up from 9V to 50KV

Certainly you're not suggesting using a 9V battery this way -- you'd never get enough current to harm a flea ... well, maybe a flea, but probably not a human.

Norm

ND: Certainly you're not suggesting using a 9V battery this way -- you'd never get enough current to harm a flea ... well, maybe a flea, but probably not a human. ========================= OK, I'll play along. How much current do I need? How much voltage? 9V .1A in, we could get maybe 900V and 1mA or 9KV and 100uA. You grab that and see if it tingles.

vacuum

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it's

limits

I stuck my right little finger into one of the final tanks of an ARC-51 UHF radio while bracing my hand to blade-track-tune the adjacent tank. About

600 Volts at about 400 MHz. Nice lttle black hole right through my finger and fingernail. Still typing with that finger.

Andy suggests:

Good idea. Also, think dirty sock, when it is filled with batteries. This has been used for robberies for many years... ... just an old muggers trick... Andy