Earthquake hits Mexico this morning

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.

...Jim Thompson

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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

You will NOT be going to heaven, Jim.

:-)

Bob

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Are you sure ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

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"Jim Thompson" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

I'm certain of it because I've been sending St. Peter jokes such as this, and he's says that I'm not welcome:

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when a small boy goes past them. The priest says, "Ya know, I'd really like to screw that kid", and the rabbi replies, "Out of what?".

Bob

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Love it! It's truly a shame that some people are so political-correctness-uptight that they have absolutely no sense of humor.

I have a daughter-in-law who is Jewish and we trade Jewish jokes all the time.

Likewise a son-in-law that enjoys lawyer jokes... even the severely nasty ones ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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As usual, Jim is out of touch with reality. There's no conflict between having a sense of humour and appreciating that certain old jokes are unnecessarily offensive. Laughing while you are barfing is not a pleasant experience - though Jim's jokes are rarely funny enough enough to compell laughter.

Don't have much choice, do they, if they want to keep on speaking terms with their father-in-law. You can chose your friends, but relatives aren't optional.

-- Bill Sloman, Nijmegen

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My son-in-law is a prosecutor, and has put away for life (or death) a large number of seriously nasty criminals.

...Jim Thompson

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| James E.Thompson, P.E.                           |    mens     |
| Analog Innovations, Inc.                         |     et      |
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| Phoenix, Arizona  85048    Skype: "skypeanalog"  |             |
| Voice:(480)460-2350  Fax: Available upon request |  Brass Rat  |
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Jim Thompson wrote: [...snip...]

Racist trash typical of an inbred....

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