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I hereby Certify "Rich Grise" to be ISO 9000 compliant, and that he has met all requirements in HIS standards and procedures.
Clarence Albert, as Auditor!
----------------------------- OKAY, Now he's certified! I'll send a bill.... (:>)
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I know I did appreciate the $1,000 a day payment for doing an audit. I was very PRO ISO9000 for that result! Followed all the rules to the letter.
AFAICS that was the only result! I got paid!