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Ok. Can we get a ruling please..?

Which is funnier -

retarded piggery or goober

???

Lumpy

You played on "The Love Boat"? Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.

Baloney. :-)

actually, when we're talking about the hillbilly and republican species, they are really modified hogs who have been bred to resemble women, they tend to weigh about 400# each and slurp twinkies and ding dongs all day

have you seen the GEICO commercial ?

the little republican goober cried whee,whee,whee all the way home

No, it is an incontinent leftard yelling Wee! Wee! Wee! all the way home to his bathroom.

Sigh. Stop projecting the way your pathetic mother and disgusting sisters look, on real women.

LMAO

Real Women ???

hey goober, I gots noos fer yall, those ain't women yall got in confederate land, wash alla that dirt offn em and yall see they be hogs disguised as women

too late gomer, I the liberal, as usual, out witted and out smarted you, so you can't imitate me to compensate, like some 3rd grade hillbilly, mouth breathing,knuckle dragging retard

Lucky for you, or you would never find something to mate with.

Yawn. Your family tree is a Klein Bottle.

I have to puzzle over troll feeders and why you waste everyone's time replying to such obnoxious jerks. Are you lacking a person with which to pleasantly correspond? Or do you troll feed just to develop some minutia of an ego trip? ...Jim Thompson

That would make your jokes (and your mother) cockroach feces.

It's Sunday morning and I'm bored. It's raining and I'm stuck in the house till it stops. I also forgot to delete sci.electronics.design from the list of newsgroups.

I have had time to reconsider,

you can try to imitate your betters there gomer, it cain't help but increase your pathetically inferior intelligence,

maybe some of my intelligence, common sense,wit and superior reasoning, analytical and critical thinking ability will rub off on you

I'll give yall a 9 on the lame scale for that one

yall got to come up with some better responses or I might just have to have both sides of the conversation,

it ain't brain science boy, get some help ifn yall need to

this ain't limbaugh yall listening to here goober

So, now, you're "everyone?" It certainly doesn't waste any of my time, and besides, what are _YOU_ doing wasting everybody's time whining about Ts & TFs like some kind of spoiled brat kid?

Sheesh! Talk about PKB!

Thanks, Rich