AN: GuruGram #114 now available for free download

Check your head. There is something sticky on it.

You bastard. You promised you'd tell me before you came.

Lumpy

You were on CHiPs? Did you wear those sexy tight pants and high boots like Erik Estrada? No. Swimtrunks.

Yawn. You have me confused with 'Dimmie'.

Roger that, Alpha Hotel.

Lumpy

You were on CHiPs? Did you wear those sexy tight pants and high boots like Erik Estrada? No. Swimtrunks.

Was that the same aviary the deli could not get their bill paid from, so they took a tern for the wurst?

which indicates what goober ?

got a lot of simple and feeble minded hillbillies watching and listening to the same s*it for 100 years ?

no wonder they cain't progress like normal people, they're stuck in a time warp

hey, there is hope, one of them might stop twanging and learn to sing and play an instrument

which indicates what goober ?

got a lot of simple and feeble minded hillbillies watching and listening to the same s*it for 100 years ?

no wonder they cain't progress like normal people, they're stuck in a time warp

hey, there is hope, one of them might stop twanging and learn to sing and play an instrument

which indicates what goober ?

got a lot of simple and feeble minded hillbillies watching and listening to the same s*it for 100 years ?

no wonder they cain't progress like normal people, they're stuck in a time warp

hey, there is hope, one of them might stop twanging and learn to sing and play an instrument

which indicates what goober ?

got a lot of simple and feeble minded hillbillies watching and listening to the same s*it for 100 years ?

no wonder they cain't progress like normal people, they're stuck in a time warp

hey, there is hope, one of them might stop twanging and learn to sing and play an instrument

Me and Ma and lil Billy, Billy Jr, Billy III and Ol' Blue, all go down to the Radio store and sit around the weender. Oooo weee. Listenin' to that kuntree music from Greece. Makes me wanna have sex with my sister. Or my mule.

Lumpy

You played on "The Love Boat"? Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.

Just another boring, normal day for ye!

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It took 4 times, but it was clever this time!

Goober? Is that your real name?

No. My real name is Frank Provasek.

Lumpy

You were on CHiPs? Did you wear those sexy tight pants and high boots like Erik Estrada? No. Swimtrunks.

I guess they call you 'lumpy' because you were never toilet trained.

FFS.

Is that the best you can do?

Please. Troll School begins in January. Be there, or be eternally square.

Kris

Post something to do with electronics, or STFU.

"Howz this here google grupe thing wurk?"

Lumpy

You played on "The Love Boat"? Yes. White tux, huge sideburns.

Was it a yellow polka dot bikini?