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Feb 28, 2010 7 Replies

I want to build a mnemonic memory circuit with stone knives and bear skins.


Don't forget the Abacus to perform the calculations!

I already did that next month. Didn't work well. Spend your time better, drinking beer.

Arfa

Arfa Daily wrote:

Where did you get the 5 or 6 pounds of platinum to make the duodynetic field core?

Oh, that bit was easy. Me and six friends went out every night for a week, and stole exhaust cats from cars. I then rendered them down in the commercial recycling warehouse inside my garden shed, and recovered all the platinum with an efficiency of around 165.03% (measured with a multimeter). Thank you for asking. Sorry I didn't make this clear !

Arfa

Some lady working at the mission gave it to me when I built mine.

Pah! I knew that someone out there would be luckier than me ...

Arfa

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Shortly after the construction of my first time machine, I went into the future and created this. If you wait a couple of years, you'll be able to see the results. I would bring it back to share with the present, but it needs windows 36 to function properly. Unfortunately windows 36's license becomes void if I travel through time with, causing it to self destruct within 1 year either direction of the original license.

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