So I had this Retroflag handheld case sitting in a drawer for almost two years, basially untouched since the Zero 2 W shortage. Figured it was time to either sell it or do something dumb with it. Did something dumb.
Popped the back shell, cut a notch so a cheap USB hub woud fit flush, and ran a small wifi dongle plus a GPS mouse off it. The fun part is the back plate still clicks shut even with the notch, so it doesn't look hacked together from the outside. Added a tiny camera module on the side with double-sided tape and hot glue, which is exactly as classy as it sounds.
Boot it up and it runs a green terminal screensaver, looks properly sci-fi on the train. Honestly half the fun was just planning what coud hang off it. If you've got one of these cases gathering dust, the Zero 2 W slips right in and there's more room inside than you'd think. Next up is figuring out a battery that fits without bulging the shell. That's the part I've been putting off.