OT: Red States to Secede

Jan 10, 2005 123 Replies

News Flash: Red States to Secede



The Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from the Union and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".



Michael Moore will be President



Hillary Clinton will be Vice President



Howard Dean will be Secretary of State



Jane Fonda will be Secretary of Defense



The ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and Feel Good



Other posts remain to be filled



The new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called the RiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls from each state, with special extra representation of "undocumented" workers and "freedom" fighters



Freedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wing wienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial



...Jim Thompson


| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Didn't we discuss that color-blind thing just last week? 8-)

It's going to be a populous place. Electoral Map--Adjusted For Population

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I read in sci.electronics.design that Jim Thompson wrote (in ) about 'OT: Red States to Secede', on Mon, 10 Jan 2005:

Will it apply to join the EU, though?

Regards, John Woodgate, OOO - Own Opinions Only. The good news is that nothing is compulsory. The bad news is that everything is prohibited. http://www.jmwa.demon.co.uk Also see http://www.isce.org.uk

Either I don't get the joke, or you have the Red and Blue states confused, please explain.

Regards,

John Byrns

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I like this map: "Purple America"

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It's more accurate, which means it's more blue. Isn't it funny how those two usually go together?

Oh Crap! I "blue" it... make that "Blue States to Secede" :-(

...Jim Thompson

| James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | | http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Sorry, Jim, too late, lost its punch.

Thanks, - Win

Marion Barry will be the drug czar!

We knew what you meant to say.......

Hey! Good idea! Other suggestions for Cabinet members ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

-- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens | | Analog Innovations, Inc. | et | | Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus | | Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | | | E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat | |

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| 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Ted Kennedy in charge of highway safety.

John

"John Larkin" wrote in message news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com...

Bill Clinton as Attorny General for Womens affairs.

Charles

I was going to put Ted Kennedy into the Coast Guard Academy, or the Chapequidick Power Squadron..

I think that the statue of Libety will be replaced with an effigy of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Former Governor Davis of California will head the Department of Energy.

Former Senator Toricelli (D-NJ) will head the Senate Ethics Committee.

Former N.J. Governor Jim McGreavey will have the N.J. Turnpike renamed the "Hershey Highway", and will take a job in the Department of Health and Human Services.

There will be a new federal govenment cabinet post "The Department of Largesse" -- it will be headed by Jon Corzine.

There will be a new federal government cabinet post "The Department of Large-Ass" -- it will be headed either by Madeline Albright, Janet Reno or Madame Hilary Clinton.

Energy.

I think you're being hard on Gray Davis for the wrong reason. (Gray--doesn't that just speak volumes about the man?) He can be faulted for being such a timid leader on so many other issues.

In this case, the electrical contracts were in place. Short of eminent domain, I don't know how he could have changed things. Damn right I'm pissed about it all, 2 years on

--now that we know the facts.

Be happy we were out front on this and took the bullet, showing the rest of you how NOT to do deregulation (i.e. faux deregulation).

News Flash - most of us don't give a flying.

Ken

Sounds like the perfect job for you, Jim. ;->

"What is now proved was once only imagin'd." - William Blake, 1793.

He was so shy he didn't even use his own name. It was "Jack" as in "He didn't know Jack."

97% voted dempublican. I call that a mandate. It sucks.

If Bill Clinton goes to medical school I'm sure George Bush will condone Clinton's "practicing his love of women."

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