OT: Red States to Secede

Jim Thompson · 2005-01-10T21:16:02+00:00

News Flash: Red States to SecedeThe Democrats have announced that the Red States will secede from theUnion and form a new country, to be called: "People's Choice".Michael Moore will be PresidentHillary Clinton will be Vice PresidentHoward Dean will be Secretary of StateJane Fonda will be Secretary of DefenseThe ~Reverend~ Jackson will head the Ministry of Propaganda and FeelGoodOther posts remain to be filledThe new country will feature a Congress of only one house, called theRiffRaff, and will be made up of citizens on the welfare rolls fromeach state, with special extra representation of "undocumented"workers and "freedom" fightersFreedom of Speech Laws will be enhanced... calling anyone a "left wingwienie" will result in life-time imprisonment, without trial ...Jim Thompson-- | James E.Thompson, P.E. | mens || Analog Innovations, Inc. | et || Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus || Phoenix, Arizona Voice:(480)460-2350 | || E-mail Address at Website Fax:(480)460-2142 | Brass Rat || | 1962 | I love to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.