I'm still slightly confused by the US rural HT distribution scheme. Do you actually have a single live phase and neutral on the poles?
UK is pretty much all three phases hot with either full three phase 240v for industrial users and in larger towns and cities or a pair of phases used with a centre tap neutral to make a balanced 240-0-240 pair.
They are still phases but V, -V rather than cube roots of -V.
I have never seen anywhere that resembles UK plugs. Ours have fuses in them (which means at a full 13+A they can run decidedly warm).
Smart meters or a clip on to one of the supply tails will give you are very good idea. That 70W supports a lot of gadgets running 24/7.
Two English speaking countries separated by a common language.