Solar Panels Drain the Sun’s Energy, Experts Say

May 13, 2017 22 Replies

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This week, a scientific research facility in Wyoming made a startling discovery that is certain to change the way millions of Americans look at the environmentalism movement, after they found conclusive evidence



but that they are also draining the sun of its own energy, possibly with catastrophic consequences far worse than global warming.



Scientists at the Wyoming Institute of Technology, a privately-owned think tank located in Cheyenne, Wyoming, discovered that energy radiated



directly physically drawn from the sun by those panels, in a process


pull on the sun over time, forcing more energy to be released than the


solar panels are an energy niche, and do not pose a serious risk to the sun. But if we converted our grids to solar energy in a big way, with panels on domestic homes and commercial businesses, and paving our



time. If every home in the world had solar panels on their roofs, global temperatures would drop by as much as thirty degrees over twenty years, and the sun could die out within three hundred to four hundred


The study was commissioned in August 2011 by the Halliburton corporation, who wanted to learn if the energy giant should start manufacturing and selling solar panels domestically and internationally.



solar energy and how photovoltaic technology might evolve over the next



Halliburton revealed on Friday that they will not be entering the solar energy market.


climate disaster in the history of the world, and Halliburton will not


scientific research group, that humans needs to become more dependent on fossil fuels like oil and coal, not less. Because these so-called



hydrofracking operation or deep-water drilling station. What good is


I thought that when it came to humor the Daily Show was hard to beat. This is better than The Onion.

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I've given up jumping, myself. I don't want to drain the Earth of gravity...

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Reminds me of a bad science fiction story where everyone had heat pumps warming their homes and the Earth froze...

It was in a short story collection, but I can't find the name.

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You almost had me :) until these last two sentences. Halliburton would jump at the chance to be the driving force behind such a disaster, not shy away from it.

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Oh, sorry, you are a month and 13 days late with this one. Try running it through again next April 1st.

Jon

My lunar power panels only work on clear nights.

Also, I'm going to point two Vantablack surfaces at each other unless world governments give me One MIILLLLLION DOLLLbitcoins.

Fake:

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The big danger there is knocking the Earth out of orbit. Stop doing that!

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They are not jumping into it. They are already deeply into it. Main busin ess for Halliburton is oil service. They are telling people to drill, dril l and drill more.

Yep, last year I drained 11.5 MWh from the sun.

Thanks, - Win

Think of all the resources saved by not manufacturing sunglasses.

John Larkin Highland Technology, Inc lunatic fringe electronics

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