On Oct 30, 3:45 am, Jim Thompson <To-Email-Use-The-Envelope-I...@My- >
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> > >>This just in...
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> > >>Congress Repeals Ban on Perpetual Motion Machines
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> > >>WASHINGTON - In a bold move to lessen our dependence on traditional
> > >>fuels and decrease carbon emissions, Congress voted to repeal an old
> > >>Republican ban on perpetual motion machines, clearing the way for the
> > >>development of self-propelled water wheels, self-flowing flasks, float
> > >>belts, zeromotors, and other environmentally-friendly industrial > > >>equipment.
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> > >>Director of the White House's Office of Science and Technology Policy
> > >>John Holdren hailed the effort as an example of the hope and change
> > >>President Obama's leadership promised to bring to the world. "The
> > >>anti-perpetual-motion propaganda was unleashed by the previous
> > >>administration in the interests of Big Oil," said Holdren, describing
> > >>the "manufactured consensus" against perpetual motion as a "clever
> > >>dodge" to suppress alternative competition.
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> > >>MORE >>
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> > >> ...Jim Thompson >
> > >I guess they can solve the med problem next by converting us all to > > >zombies...
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> > Already been done ;-)
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> Zombies like Jim can't recognise a spoof article when they see one. >
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> Bill Sloman, Nijmegen
Jim knows it's a spoof, but he also knows that his band of wacko sycophants don't.