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>> >> Sailing - The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill, while going
>> >> nowhere slowly at great expense (equivalent to standing in a cold
>> >> shower, fully clothed, throwing up, and tearing up $100 bills, while
>> >> a bunch of other people watch you).
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>> > You are thinking of power boats. In a kayak you have to paddle as
>> > well!
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>> > Rick C.
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>> And it's cold. You can't have your kayak and heat it.
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> No, you wear a wet or dry suit and then the problem becomes cooling.
> But that's an easy one, rotary cooling. We also call that rolling.
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All that may be true but you seem to have missed the (old) joke reference to the phrase; "You can't have your cake and eat it." :-)