OT: Humour

On a sunny day (Sun, 26 Sep 2010 08:17:12 -0700) it happened Rich Grise wrote in :

The bad guy, when finally cornering the good guy, always has to start a speech why he does it, giving the good guy the opportunity to kill him.

You watch too many bad movies.

"A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds."

Actually, there is a lot of truth in that. You can be badly injured and not feel it until all the action has died down. As a corollary, if you are in severe pain during the beating it's going to be REALLY bad afterward.

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And you don't bother to read the whole thread, even when it's only 4 lines long.

-- Joe

"No, I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond."

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Like Charlie Harper when he falls off the porch or trips on Jakes skateboard: "Man, that's gonna hurt when I sober up!"

Cheers! Rich

I'd purchase the Star Trek Phasor, but it doesn't really disintegrate, and I don't want to leave a mess for the Coroner :)

Hahahaha cool page ;/

R.

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Look what good it does for you. You swallow every stereotype that Hollywood commits.

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Terrell... If you were any more retarded, I'd swear that you were just a senile old fart that wasn't all that bright to start with. Oh... wait... That IS what you are.

...only in the movies..

Dunno - OBL seems to have done it quite successfully from his secret underground hideout.

Uh, yeah, that's where the whole article came from - old hackneyed movie and TV clichés.

Cheers! Rich