Need a do the lot circuit

It turns out that there are only three people on Earth who are not special, and I am one of them.

John

Genome is your email address valid?

Sure, do you got ring tones?

I seem to remember mentioning ring tones in the original question.

I've already got dibs on being God and Jesus so I'm at least two of your three.You might get off on being Mary, if you dress up..... but you need ring tones.

DNA

I want the ringtone from that red HotLine phone in "Our Man Flint". Or maybe it was "Dr. Strangelove". ;-)

Thanks! Rich

Nah, you're merely unique, just like everybody else. ;-)

Cheers! Rich

I heard a guy on Art Bell's show once who professed that you could do and be anything you want (his own talent being: moving rocks with telekinesis... but I think he might have watched Star Wars a few too many times... maybe while under the influence of psychotropic drugs...) with just two exceptions: You couldn't be God and you couldn't be Satan.

Sorry about that.

Nope, you were right the first time, it was Our Man Flint. I have looked on several sights for it in the past few years, and have yet to find it. Oh well, maybe somday.

Mumble mumble, it wasn't my fault.

Anyway, I'm too busy trying to save the planet via my search for 'The Interplanetary RingTone'.

So, unless you are part of some sort of a syndicated syndication that is going to sort out the TV rights for 'Interplanetary RingTones' with an option on 'Celebrity Interplanetary RingTones' plus 'Celebrity Ballroom Dancing to Interplanetary RingTones'.

And even if you think you might be I very much doubt if you can either name or bring back those two blokes who did 'It's a KnockOut.'

So, it looks like you are stuffed.

DNA

No worries. Just thought you might be interested in a paid for project for an ultra low power SMPS project.

Unfortunately it is part of my contract with the Government that I don't do that sort of stuff anymore. We worked it out during the last oil crisis when they explained that nuclear fusion didn't need my ideas to make it work...... if you know what we mean ;-)

Anyway... at the risk of extreme exposure.

Go on then.

DNA

I have to suffer idiots like you every day of my life.

You spend your time trying to stick me in a box that suits you and when I don't fit you blame me and then when I don't accept your help to fit in the box you say you cannot help me unless I want to be helped and then you say I have to hit rock bottom before you can help me.

And you have no good ring tones.

DNA

email me. I can be serious when it counts. Ignore the sig.

Yes, but I'm a f****ng arsehole who has to live in fear of proving anything.

You should at least be able to find out where my website is and use the e-mail on that.

DNA

Done

"Stop f***in'about and gimme an email address. Like a real one, not one that goes in the spam bucket."

OK.......

I reserve the right for a peer review because I just know that although I know something I do not know enough.

You...... are not going to be impressed.

DNA

That'll do. I'll get someone else to do it.

I suppose one could rent the video, record the sound off the player, and somehow make their own ringtone. I have no idea how that'd be done - I actually don't even have a cellphone. =:-O

;-)

Ooh! I just couldn't resist a google search, and OMF shows up on Wiki, and under "trivia", it's got: "The distinctive ring-tone of Cramden's much-used "presidential hotline" phone was later reused in the films Hudson Hawk and Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery."

There's gotta be something out there!

Cheers! Rich

I haven't tried it yet - I haven't bothered to do sound in Linux yet so I have to reboot to Windows. )-;

Cheers! Rich

Ooooops!

My Peer Review list went something along the lines of

Jim Thompson John Larkin John Fields A bloke called Speff Joerg Schulze-Clewing Harry Dellamano Terry Givens Not Tim Wescott But that other bloke called Popelish

These are people I would trust to steer me right and keep a bit of shush.

DNA