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Having seen details of vacancy 11142-55746 (Power Supply Design Engineer) advertised by Jobsite, I would NOT like to apply for the position.

Let's just review your wishlist/bullshitlist....

"Exciting opportunity to join this leader in the electronics market to generate innovative, cost effective and reliable PSU solutions to meet product and customer specifications within agreed time scales. Accountabilities: Work closely with project teams to provide appropriate Power Supply solutions. Generate PSU specifications and hardware documentation for proposed designs in line with the Development Process. Produce PSU designs that ensure that the Annual Failure Rate of the overall product is as low as possible commensurate with acceptable cost and performance. Ensure the hardware is fully tested, debugged & qualified prior to the product sign off. Undertake schematic generation, circuit analysis, validation of hardware and PSU designs utilising the Company specified hardware design tools. Produce breakdowns and task estimates for new projects to ensure the project plan is both realistic and achievable. Participate in and contribute to design and project reviews. Provide maintenance support for existing designs ensuring prompt rectification of problems. Qualifications, Skills & Experience: HND/Degree/Equivalent in Engineering or related subject. Analogue Hardware design & development experience, some with direct involvement in Switch-Mode Power Supply design. In-depth knowledge of Hardware design & analysis tools and layout techniques for Analogue and high-speed circuits."

And your admission.

"We act as a Recruitment Agency."

Brian Blessed would not be impressed.

You haven't managed to reach the level of pretending.

Thanks

Keith

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martin

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martin griffith

I should be sure there is some hidden meaning in that one...... or I might think you have been a lazy arse by not trying to find a better one..... but I'll trust you and try to work it out.

In the mean time

"Hi Keith,

Thanks for your application to vacancy 11142-55746 on Jobsite

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You'll be pleased to know that your application is now available to John Prodger Recruitment Ltd."

SNURK

DNA

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puke

I did try hardish to find a suitable dilbertian episodette, but my mousefinger has angina backclickier

I've had similar non luck with

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in the search engine hides the bimbos

back to my +bondage + ripe_bananas etc. search.

But another nice sunset here, and how do those Spanish girls get into the jeans....

martin

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martin griffith

I think I got it....

Dilbert just got his (d)illusions destroyed but still doesn't realise how complex the situation is....... Damn, needs to be.

As to the Spanish girls.... you might consider yourself to be a cool dude but you suffer from being an ugly old fart. Unless I have mistaken you for the Ayleward.

There is nothing to prove. Find yourself a nice chunky old one and teach her how to make paella. Once she has sorted you out you can sell the program to 'the syndicate'.

I'll warn you now.... they want sex more times per second than you have graduations on your signal generator.

DNA

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On Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:43:24 +0100, martin griffith wrote: [JOB] snipped

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Cheers! Rich

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Rich Grise

Paint.

Cheers! Rich

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martin

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martin griffith

Unfortunately there is no substitute for a full on Martin Griffith.

I suppose you'll have to get fit and eat your veggies.

DNA

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