More questions about my hypothetical netbook

If you can't stand the heat, don't even go into the kitchen...

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But I want my fair share of justice.

I want to punish bad guys by writing text in live chat rooms that is perfectly-legal, ethical, benign, non-threatening, non-violent, non- insulting, non-offensive, and non-incriminating -- but extremely societally-taboo/unacceptable and sexually-perverse/deviant.

Here are the "bad guys" who I'd like to punish with my societally- taboo/unacceptable and sexually-perverse/deviant text:

1. Gangs -- such as MS-13
2. Hardened criminals
3. Street thugs
4. Lynch mobs
5. Schoolyard bullies
6. Other cold-hearted trouble-makers
7. Pretty much any human being who gains pleasure from misusing his/ her power

I hate the above 7 categories of people and want to frustrate them to no end by writing my stuff in live chat rooms.

If I were in the ghettos of downtown LA and I said the things on the street -- that I'd like to write in chat rooms -- I'd be burnt alive and no one would care.

I am looking for an online chat software with all the following characteristics:

1. Does not require ActiveX or Internet Explorer
2. Does not use or require Java or JavaScript
3. Is text-only [not able to transmit/receive files, images, or other nonsense]
4. Does not allow uploading/downloading to/from other chatters
5. Can be accessed by most OSes/browsers
6. Does not have any IM/PM capability [when I post my message, I want everyone in the chat room who hasn't iggied me, to see it. In addition, I just hate it when other chatters PM/IM me.]
7. Is real-time - i.e. I post my message and those in the room can immediately reply to me.
8. Transmits/receives small amounts of text rapidly - unlike Usenet which transmits large amounts of text slowly.
9. Does not require me to have an email address
10. I can use it without downloading it to my computer.

Should be...

If you can't stand the heat, don't even cross the border...

Cheers