Mirrors? We went on a garden tour and one guy had a tiny yard with mirrors on the fences. It looked huge, great fun. He served tea and cookies to the visitors.
I'm not interested in plants like Mo is, but the garden tours are fun. One guy near the Presidio has a waterfall in his back yard, Lobos Creek.
I recall some sort of conductive glass, antistat level, but you probably don't have that.
There are antistat sprays, which I think are mildly hygroscopic, for floors and such.