Michelle is going to be pissed

That's because the nutritionists seem to disregard the lifestyle side of th e equation. Nutrition is not a magic pill, especially if you're sedentary a nd/ or live in the typically toxic urban environment, the best and purest f ood in the world will not save you. Humans need physical toil to stay healt hy, without it you lose gene expression in middle age and beyond, and that' s what eventually kills you. An additional complication is the extent of va riability in metabolization of nutritional intake: what is a death sentence for one is the staff of life for another.

The nutritionist I worked for produces "Mr. Universe" types, such as Mike Ashley. His clients ate 10,000 calorie a day diets, and had near nil body fat. Needless to say that he never tried to get me onto such a high intake level. My abs already rock! (yeah sure)

All those people drop dead 20 years before their time.

The steroidal ones do. Remember 'baseball great' Ken Caminiti?

Not Mike. Not me. Our guy knows real nutrition.

I don't believe Ashley. Blowing out a joint from handling weights heavy enough to exercise overdeveloped hypertrophy is a classic consequence of steroid use. I could understand a ballistic lift doing that, but not the hack lift.

Lobster mac-n-cheese! Yum!

Oh Nymbecile, you poor thing. Have those big boys been bullying you again? Never mind. When you grow up you'll be able to whup their asses.