I had mentioned that my laptop was falling apart, literally. The top hinge was loose, almost to the point of bothering me. Our ever lovable Jeff sug gested I should attack it with implements of destruction like screwdrivers and such to tighten the hinge screws. See, that's why Jeff gets the big bu cks, he knows stuff like this.
I, in my reluctance to do anything remotely like work and knowing any time I attempt to do work with screwdrivers and other implements of destruction, I am as likely to permanent destroy something as I am to fix it. Slightly less so if I turn off the power first.
So I grabbed my largest small screwdriver and removed the two tiny philips head screws (is that capitalized? My spell checker seems to think so) on t he sides of the top. Prying plastic from metal is always the hard part and this was no exception. Not having an adequately large crowbar I used the very sharp points of a pair of fine, wire cutters (the flat, very sharp, st amped kind, not the forever blunt forged kind) and pried it apart both gent ly and when still not succumbing to my efforts, not so gently. Ultimately the ends of the top were only slightly marred and the touch screen was layi ng on my keyboard revealing the assorted screws.
Now that I had a target to actually use the screwdriver on, I attacked the hinge screws with glee. Several were quite loose along with some screws ho lding the LCD to the heavy part of the lid. All were tightened, but one wa s missing! Well, maybe not actually missing, more like broken off. I gues s that is why this laptop found its way to eBay, it had already been opened for repair and someone even more ham-fisted than myself managed to sheer a #4 screw! (btw, ham-fisted seems be spelled with a hyphen rather than one or two words, but the verdict is not unanimous, rather the weight of the G oogle first page hits say so).
So after not being able to clean the touch screen properly I closed the dis assembled array of parts and only had one left over. Well, three if you co unt screws. They aren't back in yet mostly because they seem to be window dressing. I could have sheered the screws more easily than prying the plas tic open. That and the plastic one screw holds is broken off. But I guess I'll put the screws back in to attach the broken piece of plastic so I'll know where it is when I want to show it to my friends as an example of shod dy workmanship in US made products... or Chinese made products depending on whether I'm showing it to my American or Chinese friends.
The keyboard is next. I have to poke one pinky into a hole to hit the shif t key on that side (not so easy) and to press the ELL key I have to press a little rubber knob sticking up, but hit is just right (I just had to poke one pinky in the hole and press the rubber knob just right to type ELL, hey ! I did it again!!!)
When watching Dharma and Greg they have a 2 second vanity card which to rea d you would have had to video tape and freeze frame. This spiel reminds me of one of those. Now with the miracle of Hulu I can freeze frame D&G with my space bar. Watch, that will be the next key to go!
Bye, bye vanity cards...