Reminds me when we first met the daughter-in-law's family.
My son, bride-to-be and her mother show up in the bride's Honda Civic.
They say that father is on the way.
All of a sudden the house is shaking, and this crazy, hippy-looking guy, with a bandanna, comes up the hill on a Harley chopper... so loud that all the neighbors pour out of their houses.
It's the father-of-the-bride. Turns out he's a big-time dealer in Harley parts in LA (now moved to Palm Springs).
Then he took off the bandanna... it had a velcro closure. I gave him a ration of s*it for lack of authenticity ;-)
...Jim Thompson