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A little Quote fun

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." Miles Kington

Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Optimist = Glass is half full. Pessimist = Glass is half empty. Engineer = Glass is twice as big as it should be.

Stoic = Delighted to have a glass.

Realist = Sees half a glass of water and drinks it. The pessimist cheers because now it's empty.

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel! The realist sees the approaching train.

Look out, Mikek

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Tardist = Glass is bigger on the inside.

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DJ Delorie

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 17:28:27 -0400, DJ Delorie Gave us:

Quantum physicist = The glass is as big as the entire universe.

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DecadentLinuxUserNumeroUno

An IPCC scientist predicts that the light at the end of the tunnel is really a fire.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist).

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Jeff Liebermann

Generalizations don't mean much.

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John Larkin

On Thu, 20 Aug 2015 18:10:19 -0700, Jeff Liebermann Gave us:

If you look through 14 billion years, it's a bang..... a big one.

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DecadentLinuxUserNumeroUno

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