The DNA of Bin Laden has come back as 24% cocoa, 52% coconut, 18% sugar and
6% milk.
Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head.
Starbuck are issuing a limited edition "Bin Latte" coffee - a dark bodied, frothy head with 2 shots in it.
When the Americans threw Bin Laden in the sea they put him in a West Ham shirt to help him sink to the bottom quicker.
Elton John is to release a tribute song - Sandles in the bin.
I bet Bin Laden wished he hadn't filled in that bloody Census form now !
Pakistan may be a 3rd world country but at least their bins get taken out on Bank holidays !