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I often resort to asking the client, "Measure this, measure that, under these conditions..."
I only tell the client they are stupid if they get belligerent. If they persist, I tell them to get someone else. Amazing how many come back... often _years_ and _millions_of_dollars_ later, to have me redo their chip design ;-)
Admittedly, Joerg is often dealing with medical types. When I wrote up an instruction manual for blood flow apparatus I built as my Bachelor's thesis (joint MIT and Harvard School of Medicine), I had my wife proof read it. Her comment, "It's seems at an awfully juvenile level". I told her it was necessary when dealing with doctors ;-)
...Jim Thompson