I'm servicing a headphone amp today. The client thoughtfully supplied the instruction manual with the unit.
Every page contains some of the most hilarious stuff I've read. Here's a couple of excerpts:
--- "The faucet of our product is standard 6.5mm output faucet, most of the faucet is selling in the market is standard 3.5mm output faucet; if you want to match it, you shall buy a faucet of 6.5mm turn to 3.5mm."
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--- "NOTICE Our company keep the right of processing, if any changing, we are sorry for not informing you."
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--- "SYSTEM UPGRADE
- Upgrading condition: Our product can be upgraded by the man who got electron audio technology competency."
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-- Trevor Wilson