Cleared everything off the bench yesterday and started over. It had gotten to the point where I was balancing parts on the solder spool because there was no free space, which is no way to live. Pulled a whole bin of dead pen batteries, three dead AAAs, and a screw I've been hunting for since a laptop repair back in the spring. Found it wedged under the corner of the mat, so that mystery is solved.
Put up a cheap pegboard panel above the bench and hung the pliers, flush cutters, and the iron holder on it instead of letting them wander around the desk. Huge difference alredy. Also stuck down a silicone mat now that I actually have room for one. Currently mid-way through swapping the shell on an old handheld console a friend gave up on. Buttons feel mushy til the rubber pads get cleaned, but the board itself looks fine. Should have it buttoned up by the weekend if the mail shows up with the replacement screws.