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Is it OK to put large quantities of SPAM in a microwave?

Will you have instructions for removing the door, bypassing the door switch, and using it to zap bugs as they fly through the air?

Forget bugs! How about a couple hundred stacked like a video wall, and use it at a political debate to really turn the heat on the candidates? ;-)

In any case, bugs won't care. They are too small and they won't heat up significantly in the time needed to fly by. But the microwave wavelength is well suited to politicians though. :)

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Make sure to remove the individual timers from each microwave. With any luck at all, they'll be well done by the time the moderator rings his bell.

My only question is when to call hazmat to clean up the biohazardous waste? ;-)

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Oh. You've already tried it? (c:)