Hi,
Just an end-of-the day rant to amuse folks who delight in other peoples' folly... ;-)
I'm installing a new ceiling in the kitchen. Probably the
*single* "design criteria" that applies to ceilings is:- it must be level
Doing that over a 30+ foot span gets to be tricky!
Sure, you can purchase a revolving laser level. But, these come in two varieties:
- inexpensive (motor, laser diode, power and prism -- with three axis spirit levels to "get it right")
- expensive (same as above but self-leveling mechanism)
For infrequent use, spending more than a few dollars is folly. Then you have to find a place to *store* that expensive toy for the next time you'll need it -- in 2057!
But, I'll be damned if you can tell me *you* can level a rotating beam of light using just a spirit level... especially over that long of a span!
OK, fine. Use the revolving laser as a glorified "line drawing tool". Use some *other* means of establishing reference data onto which it can be aligned!
Simple: make a water level and use that to mark 3 or four spots around the room then play connect-the-dots with the laser. Perfect night-time activity!
Since I needed a new garden hose for the back yard, I opted to use that as the basis for the water level (otherwise, I'm stuck storing that water level until *it's* next use in 2057!).
In addition to the 100' 5/8" dia hose (granted, 50' would suffice for this job but 100' is more useful in the yard!), I bought about 3 feet of clear 5/8" tubing, four (brass) 5/8" barbed *male* hose ends and a (brass) double-headed female coupler (i.e., if I mate this to a male hose end, I now have a *female* hose end into which a male can be attached!). Clamps aren't essential since the barbed fittings fit real snug in the tubing!
From these parts, I created a pair of 18" long 5/8" dia tubes terminated with male hose fittings on each end. I put a nice (brass) cap on one end of each tube.
The female adapter gets screwed onto the male end of the garden hose. Then, one of these tubes is attached to each end of the hose (both ends now being *female*).
[before doing this, connect the hose to a hose bib and precharge it with water to make filling it later, easier]Hold one tube end at your reference location in the room. Put the other end at the point of interest. Add water until the level in both tubes is "somewhere convenient" for your needs (note that this needn;t be to the level you actually want -- e.g., my ceiling height -- but, rather, something close to that from which you can use as a reference to measure -- with a scale).
Once done, move to your next "point of interest" and repeat -- taking care to ensure the water level at the reference location is brought back to the earlier recorded level.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Then, set up revolving laser and adjust it until it hits all of the marks you've scribed on the walls (taking care not to fry your eyes in the process).
Simple procedure. Though very tedious if you don't have a helper (who can monitor the reference end while you're marking the "point of interest" end).
Now, the folly... :>
Remember those cute little brass end caps? They exist to keep the water from running out of the precharged hose as you move it into position (i.e., water will gladly flow out the lowest end of the hose, otherwise). Once you have the hose ends in position, just loosen them to let air *in* one end and *out* the other (depending on how the water is imbalanced) until equilibrium.
I needed to add a bit of water (a turkey baster is a great tool, here) as things leaked as I was trying to lay out that 100' of hose in a 30 foot room. Imagine my chagrin to see the water level at the *low* end of the roof ("flat roof" construction) showing *lower* than at the *high* end! Given the hassles I've had with these file transfers lately, I wondered if I wasn't just overtired (again) and "thinking backwards".
"No. Water seeks its own level. So, the water level at *this* end must be the same level as *that* end of the hose!"
OK, so how come the roof line at that HIGH end of the room is closer to the water level there than it is at this LOW end of the room??
Maybe an air bubble in the hose? OK, walk the full 100' length and give any trapped air a place to "seek". Then, move that air pocket to one end (or the other).
No change.
Verify caps are *not* tight (i.e. so air can enter/exit as needed to displace the water).
Reassure myself that phase of moon is not important in these observations. Check daily horoscope for other hints as to possible misalignment of the stars or other heavenly bodies -- just in case!
Call NORAD to check if any unscheduled Area 51 activity.
Ponder the possibility of paranormal activities or local space-time anomalies...
Scratch head.
Moral of story is not to buy *good* components in this application! Even with the hose end caps BLATANTLY loose, the fit of the machined parts is good enough that it is an effective impediment to air infiltration causing it to acts as a seal! *Remove* the caps and the water magically bounces to its intended levels. Surprise!
Now, just have to mount the revolving laser and connect the dots... wanna bet I don't have the proper batteries for the damn thing??
(sigh) At least I won't have to go to bed wondering what the cause of *this* problem was! :-/