How to build a taser gun?

Step one: learn how to make a shrinking ray

Step 2: build a Telsa coil with Jacob's Ladder on top.

Step tres: shrink that one

Step D: make sure you're holding the right end when you try to zap someone.

Seriously if they zapped you, you probably deserved it like refused to obey cops or showed dangerous postures.

Hmm - "fat ugly cops" as opposed to what? Burly good looking? Sounds like you "do" have a preference in cops! They don't use those things unless you asked for it. Disobey a cop and they will use that or mace. That is their first line of defense since they're not allowed to just shoot "ass holes".

As another poster said - most likely you refused to obey. GOOD FOR YA. IF you even remotely think of getting even with them, the next time they shoot, could bury your ass...... Oh well!!!!!!!!!!

Just put a furnace ignitor, an inverter and a small 12 volt battery, duct tape them together and place in backback. Attach leads to ignitor with probes on the other end. Now go zap somebody.

Leave some wires hanging out too while you're at it - being part will no doubt be in a back or fanny pack of some sort, so someone can mistake your device for a bomb. That will entice the cops you seek - to show up. Then when you defy them again, maybe they'll smoke your ass.

Don't feed this guy. He is know to UseNet as the anagram troll. His nics are anagrams like Gerry Lintonice - nitroglycerine.