How can I build a lightsabre ???

Nov 05, 2006 7 Replies

My Sith-Lord demands that I build my own lightsabre. But I don't know how.



Please help me , or my Sith-Lord will chop off my dick if I fail to build a lightsabre within 10 days.



How can I build a lightsabre?



How will he know where to stop cutting?

Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

Paint your dick with luminicent paint, or use fluorecent paint and parade in front of an UV tube. That should get you(Ed) operating at the top of your IQ.

Your a bit late... Bobit beat you to it !

Baron:

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A. Post dumb questi>My Sith-Lord demands that I build my own lightsabre. But I don't know

1) Take one standard fluorscent light tube. 2) Partly fill with gasoline. 3) Wait few minutes for vapors to fill tube. 4) Walk up to Sith-Lord 4) Light end. Done (two less bad guys). 5) If your up to this step you didn't make it properly. Start again at step 1).

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am a warrior of light. I stand between the candle and the stars.

Kind of like the Three Stooges?

-- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85.

Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

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