How can I build a lightsabre ???

My Sith-Lord demands that I build my own lightsabre. But I don't know how.

Please help me , or my Sith-Lord will chop off my dick if I fail to build a lightsabre within 10 days.

How can I build a lightsabre?

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Ed Zagmoon
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How will he know where to stop cutting?

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Michael A. Terrell

Paint your dick with luminicent paint, or use fluorecent paint and parade in front of an UV tube. That should get you(Ed) operating at the top of your IQ.

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Sjouke Burry

Your a bit late... Bobit beat you to it !

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Baron

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nospam

1) Take one standard fluorscent light tube. 2) Partly fill with gasoline. 3) Wait few minutes for vapors to fill tube. 4) Walk up to Sith-Lord 4) Light end. Done (two less bad guys). 5) If your up to this step you didn't make it properly. Start again at step 1).

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am a warrior of light. I stand between the candle and the stars.

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craigs

Or start, for that matter...

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JW

Kind of like the Three Stooges?

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Michael A. Terrell Central Florida

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Michael A. Terrell

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