a circuit to switch a relay by a alarm clock

OK, then. Put a microphone next to the rooster. In the morning, when the rooster crows, the sound is picked up by the microphone, amplified, and detected, preferably by tuning-eye tubes or LED bar graphs - an analysis of the spectrum of the rooster's crow should help minimize false triggering. The proper spectrum causes your DSP to output an active signal, which is inverted turning off the NPN transistor, which de-energizes the solenoid electromagnet that's been holding the actuator steelie at standby. Don't forget the reverse diode! The steelie falls into the aquarium fish net, which is attached to the lid of your Igloo Playmate Cooler, which you have cleverly prearranged to keep the bacon refrigerated overnight. The resulting mechanical action releases the bacon into the pan, triggering the catwhisker microswitch that starts the timer relay on the hot plate burner.

Perfectly healthy bacon!

Cheers! Rich

Don't forget the release mechanism to drop the bowling ball on the sleeper, which is bound to wake them up.

Just put the vibrator under the pillow, and wire it to a relay controlled by the clock radio.

Sometimes a ping pong ball is the best solution.

Michael

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Yikes! You must be a cheap date! ;-)

So, when you have your inch of wine cooler, do you find the buzz pleasant, and simply refrain from adding wine cooler, because it's good enough already?

I'm one of the ones that gets addicted to anything that makes me feel better. And if one drink makes me feel this good, what will two do? ;-)

Cheers! (irony intended ;-) ) Rich

Yeah, I'm usually the DD simply because I won't miss not having alcohol. The only time I ever got falling down drunk, I was at home at my sisters wedding reception. I did it with champagne. I was 16 then and I still don't like champagne now 33 years later.

As to whether I find it pleasant...I find it odd to be numb on my upper lip and the back of my head. I don't get sick or hung over, I'd have to say that I really don't care to be buzzed. Damn near everybody has trouble believing it but it is true, I've can't hold my alcohol! For me 2 caps of Old #7 to a can of coke is plenty.

I think, based on your bacon cooler machine, that we need to rename you Rich 'Rube' Grise! :-)

Or" Cold grease" in honor of the bacon. ;-)