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Jim Thompson 17 years ago

Would Ronix beat Obama ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

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John Fields 17 years ago

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female body part ;)

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krw 17 years ago

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female body part ;)

Ditz?

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Paul Hovnanian P.E. 17 years ago

Sad story: I have 'DV DT' on a Porsche. Back when I worked at Boeing, not many of the engineers there figured it out.

Funny part: One lady engineer (a contractor), took one look at the plate and told me I should have gotten the second derivative of velocity.

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John Larkin 17 years ago

JERK

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Kris Krieger 17 years ago

John Larkin wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

"DV DT" - wouldn't that mean "change in velocity over change in time"? WHo is the supposed jerk, and why? Maybe I just have a different definition of "jerk"... =:-p

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John Larkin 17 years ago

Jerk is dA/dT. Neck-snapping stuff.

John

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Dirk Bruere at NeoPax 17 years ago

Rate of change of acceleration

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Archimedes' Lever 17 years ago

What would the tag on the car in "Back To The Future" be?

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Dirk Bruere at NeoPax 17 years ago

JA 1L

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Vladimir Vassilevsky 17 years ago

Perhaps d2V/dt2 has to do with somebody's sexual performance?

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Jim Thompson 17 years ago

In common usage with elevators... as I found out while developing an elevator door control chip... everyone had a good laugh on me when I was bewildered by all the "jerk" talk ;-)

...Jim Thompson

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John Larkin 17 years ago

Ideal vanity plate for a Corvette or a Porsche.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

John

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RST Engineering (jw) 17 years ago

Something about the pricks on a porcupine being on the OUTside?

Jim

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Rich Grise 17 years ago

You know you're a digital tech when you see hex numbers in license plates. ;-)

Cheers! Rich

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Rich Grise 17 years ago

You can ride on a porcupine without people making snide comments behind your back? ;-)

Cheers! Rich

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Kris Krieger 17 years ago

John Larkin wrote in news: snipped-for-privacy@4ax.com:

Ah, I see. I do tend to miss a lot of jokes :( (dang brain glitch...)

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Jim Thompson 17 years ago

I thought that applied to BMW's ?:-)

...Jim Thompson

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Liberals are so cute. Stupid as bricks, but cute.

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Rich Grise 17 years ago

"The DeLorean time machine is a licensed, registered vehicle in the state of California. While the vanity license plate used in the film says "OUTATIME", the DeLorean's actual license plate reads 3CZV657."

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Cheers! Rich

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Paul Hovnanian P.E. 17 years ago

The White House?

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