SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT
> THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Reminds me of a poem. With a quick search I couldn't find a link, so here goes, from memory...
My son Augustus, in the street one day was feeling quite exceptionally merry.
A stranger asked him, "Can you tell me pray, the quickest way to Brompton Cemetery?"
"You bet I can", said Gus and pushed the fellow underneath a bus.
What ever you may say about my son, he does enjoy his bit of fun.